Thanks for saving us the click. Sounds like a whole lot of obliviousness if serious (did Borowitz write the article?), almost as if they could have unironically

Thanks for saving us the click. Sounds like a whole lot of obliviousness if serious (did Borowitz write the article?), almost as if they could have unironically included 'our readership has declined' and/or 'our authorial quality has reached an all-time low' among their examples.