And then along comes a 10x programmer who realizes that you can avoid the lookup entirely if you partition your data along this other axis. Latency goes negati

And then along comes a 10x programmer who realizes that you can avoid the lookup entirely if you partition your data along this other axis. Latency goes negative and your company makes a few more brazillions off time travel. But the 10x programmer is a misogynistic asshole who can't balance a binary tree on a whiteboard. Now I have no idea which completely fictional character to hire.