I just can't imagine Apple saying "We know that's your trademark, but you'll have to buy the name from some random parasite who typed it in first. We can't just

I just can't imagine Apple saying "We know that's your trademark, but you'll have to buy the name from some random parasite who typed it in first. We can't just take it away because we don't want iPhone OS developers thinking we're capricious and heavy-handed." Edit: including Mickey Mouse, crown jewel of Disney's IP? When they get done with him he'll wish they just had him whacked.