This is so absurdly funny, it's worth all the stupid pop-up ads on the page. BTW, the article declares "The answers to them are known as "fatwas", which, contr

This is so absurdly funny, it's worth all the stupid pop-up ads on the page. BTW, the article declares "The answers to them are known as "fatwas", which, contrary to popular belief, are not diktats but only opinions based on Islamic jurisprudence." This is not correct. Fatwas carry the weight of law, if given by a suitable religious authority.