off-topic and half-joking but... 1. How to predict whether your neighbor will help you or try to kill you. 2. What to say to the Authorities when they find yo

off-topic and half-joking but... 1. How to predict whether your neighbor will help you or try to kill you. 2. What to say to the Authorities when they find your prepper camp. 3. How to raise chickens in secret. 4. How to fully comply with all orders until you can make it to the border.