I used to say I don't play videogames for the same reason I don't shoot drugs into my eyeballs. Then I got a medical condition that required injecting drugs in

I used to say I don't play videogames for the same reason I don't shoot drugs into my eyeballs. Then I got a medical condition that required injecting drugs into my eyeball once a month. I still don't play videogames, but take that, Keith Richards!