I once thought my car was stolen, because I had been completely out of it with fever, and we both forgot my boyfriend was the last one to park it... and he park

I once thought my car was stolen, because I had been completely out of it with fever, and we both forgot my boyfriend was the last one to park it... and he parked it far away. The police came. We found my car. They smiled but didn't make fun of me. Then they invited us to a LAN party. Maryland police are pretty nice, as long as you're white.