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Top 10 Reasons Why Java Sucks Ass

2 points by raju 19y ago

aswanson 19y ago
I know that this article is crap by just the Bayesian inference from an expletive being in the title. Very easy filter to run, in linear time.
chaostheory 19y ago
I use and love Ruby and Rails... and I can tell you, this is no way to win people over to our side. I didn't find it funny either...
raju 19y ago
And in response - http://www.javalobby.org/java/forums/t101687.html http://www.javalobby.org/java/forums/t101687.html
tlrobinson 19y ago
Why this post sucks ass: 10) Java does not have DHH
mynameishere 19y ago
This post has one problem. It's not funny. The various assertions are mostly prima facie nonsense, but that's okay if we're dealing in humor. But there's no humor. Just, "Blah, blah suckz ass FTW" Take it to the youTube comment section, please, Obie. Until Ruby has its ebay, its amazon, and its nuclear power plant control system, just shut the hell up. It's so far from being superior in a practical sense that it's not even competitive. Bullshit doesn't make it otherwise.
- ibsulon 19y ago
  I hope Java doesn't have a nuclear power plant control system under it - it's explicitly mentioned that it is not designed for that in its terms of service. 3. RESTRICTIONS. Software is confidential and copyrighted. Title to Software and all associated intellectual property rights is retained by Sun and/or its licensors. Unless enforcement is prohibited by applicable law, you may not modify, decompile, or reverse engineer Software. You acknowledge that Licensed Software is not designed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. Sun Microsystems, Inc. disclaims any express or implied warranty of fitness for such uses. No right, title or interest in or to any trademark, service mark, logo or trade name of Sun or its licensors is granted under this Agreement. Additional restrictions for developers and/or publishers licenses are set forth in the Supplemental License Terms.
  - mynameishere 19y ago
    "Nuclear power plant" is a bad example. Actually, a lot of control software is written in the worst language in the whole wide world, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_logic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_logic ...the reason Java [unqualified] can't be used is because of the indeterministic nature of garbage collection...thus Java RTS.
darreld 19y ago
Aww that's cute. I remember when I was a religious beginner programmer.

2 points by raju 19y ago

I know that this article is crap by just the Bayesian inference from an expletive being in the title. Very easy filter to run, in linear time.

chaostheory 19y ago

I use and love Ruby and Rails... and I can tell you, this is no way to win people over to our side. I didn't find it funny either...

raju 19y ago

And in response - http://www.javalobby.org/java/forums/t101687.html http://www.javalobby.org/java/forums/t101687.html

tlrobinson 19y ago

Why this post sucks ass: 10) Java does not have DHH

mynameishere 19y ago

This post has one problem. It's not funny. The various assertions are mostly prima facie nonsense, but that's okay if we're dealing in humor. But there's no humor. Just, "Blah, blah suckz ass FTW" Take it to the youTube comment section, please, Obie. Until Ruby has its ebay, its amazon, and its nuclear power plant control system, just shut the hell up. It's so far from being superior in a practical sense that it's not even competitive. Bullshit doesn't make it otherwise.

ibsulon 19y ago
I hope Java doesn't have a nuclear power plant control system under it - it's explicitly mentioned that it is not designed for that in its terms of service. 3. RESTRICTIONS. Software is confidential and copyrighted. Title to Software and all associated intellectual property rights is retained by Sun and/or its licensors. Unless enforcement is prohibited by applicable law, you may not modify, decompile, or reverse engineer Software. You acknowledge that Licensed Software is not designed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. Sun Microsystems, Inc. disclaims any express or implied warranty of fitness for such uses. No right, title or interest in or to any trademark, service mark, logo or trade name of Sun or its licensors is granted under this Agreement. Additional restrictions for developers and/or publishers licenses are set forth in the Supplemental License Terms.
- mynameishere 19y ago
  "Nuclear power plant" is a bad example. Actually, a lot of control software is written in the worst language in the whole wide world, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_logic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_logic ...the reason Java [unqualified] can't be used is because of the indeterministic nature of garbage collection...thus Java RTS.

darreld 19y ago

Aww that's cute. I remember when I was a religious beginner programmer.