"Hello mister security person" "Did you pack this bag yourself sir" "Oh yes" "And all the contents is yours" "Well, no. I mean, there's a package in there

"Hello mister security person" "Did you pack this bag yourself sir" "Oh yes" "And all the contents is yours" "Well, no. I mean, there's a package in there that I'm taking with me that's somebody elses" "But you wrapped the package yourself?" "Well, no" "So you didn't pack the bag yourself?" "Yes I did, there's just one brown paper wrapped item I'm couriering for a friend" "So your bag contains a package that it not yours, and that you've not seen inside which was given to you by someone else?" "Yes. But it's fine. I got it via an App..."