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If, via this research (and heaps of handwaving), we can invent a water fountain that dispenses something that make you live longer. Then we have invented a lite

• anigbrowl 10y ago
  Too complicated. Why not just hurl young people out of tubes on an ongoing basis? True, some passers-by will suffer fatal injuries from the impact of juvenile bodies, but literary fountains of youth have always had the possibility of unexpectedly killing off people who drink from them too often, so their unexpected deaths will be ironically satisfying. I can think of worse ways to go.