My favorite translation blip came from an Advantest calibration manual: "Adjust [setting] until the sun shines most brightly upon the screen." Fortunately, th

My favorite translation blip came from an Advantest calibration manual: "Adjust [setting] until the sun shines most brightly upon the screen." Fortunately, the setting did not have any effect on our friendly neighborhood ball of fusing hydrogen, and a bit of fiddling around eventually revealed that the instrument had turned its gain way up, allowing one to easily determine the zero point by adjusting the bias until the screen filled with noise (rather than pegging at the top or bottom). If one were to squint a bit, I suppose it might look like the sun shining on the screen?