Oh, good point - you made me remember the mystery we solved at my old office. We were convinced that the microwave was a low wattage unit because it would requ

Oh, good point - you made me remember the mystery we solved at my old office. We were convinced that the microwave was a low wattage unit because it would require you to cook things about 25% more than whatever the package said. It turned out that the digital timer was fast. We started the thing for a minute against a stopwatch app and it was off by more than 10 seconds. This thing didn't even have a clock -- it was basically designed to do two things: (1) Bombard food with microwaves and (2) stop bombarding said thing after a specified period of time. It did one of those things about as poorly as it could be done.