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Obviously whoever designed it didn't get the 'good' acid. Had he gotten the real shit, it would have been a musical instrument... with wheels, which also micro
by delegate 10y ago
Obviously whoever designed it didn't get the 'good' acid.
Had he gotten the real shit, it would have been a musical instrument... with wheels, which also microwaves... inside and outside... Because that's how you get to the aliens.
Who wouldn't want his oven to roll around the house improvising some trippy music while the meal is being heated ? While at it, why not also vacuum clean the house ? Just hit the knob a magical 4 times ..
You've got the wonder machine right there. I mean hello? Whatever happened to creativity these days ?
Experience tells me I have to disclaim this: yes, of course it's a joke.
- DonHopkins 10y agoIf you happen to run across some really good acid, of even if you're feeling sober and playful, try putting a York Peppermint Patty in the microwave until the alien hatches.
- rubberstamp 10y agoShould I take acid to be able to write like you? Its so hilarious
- mdip 10y agoOK, you got me there -- just sent milk from my cereal out my nose. For real! It would also be the only microwave on the market that no matter what's cooking, it will make your kitchen smell like the color blue.