You could always register an icanhascheeseburger account. You will get a torrent of funny pictures and the comments are about as far from Spock-like as can be

You could always register an icanhascheeseburger account. You will get a torrent of funny pictures and the comments are about as far from Spock-like as can be found. Once you've gorged yourself and start feeling your grip on reality grow wobbly, then come back here and spend time here in the "joke-free-zone", as you put it.