Few nights ago a drunken Irishman came to the pool table at the pub. I was by then tired of shooting by myself, so I asked him if he wanted to play. He said he

Few nights ago a drunken Irishman came to the pool table at the pub. I was by then tired of shooting by myself, so I asked him if he wanted to play. He said he was "on a date with Japanese girls" .. A puzzled moment passed .. He then took a fat magazine of Japanese porn out of a bag and started flipping through it, inviting me to join the "conversation". Never has shooting 9-ball alone looked so exciting ..