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Saved you a click: to symbolize the sound the trunk made, maybe? We don't know.

• elastic_church 10y ago
  It is almost like the author went back in time a few decades, asked the 4 year old version of me this same question, came back to the present and wrote an article about it.
• mrfusion 10y ago
  Thanks. I'd like to see more of these "saved you a click" answers around the internet. It's one way we can fight back against click bait.
  • vacri 10y ago
    What a devious trick this article does, baiting you with a question and then providing long-form journalism on the answer.
    • falsedan 10y ago
      It avoids answering the question until the ultimate paragraph, and even then it doesn't explain or justify the answer. The whole article is filler.
• anigbrowl 10y ago
  http://lolmythesis.com/ http://lolmythesis.com/ is essential reading for everyone in this subthread