Wow, that's an impressive levels of paranoia! :) I used to have to do w/o the web for the longest time - but fortunately not w/o email! So in desperate cases

Wow, that's an impressive levels of paranoia! :) I used to have to do w/o the web for the longest time - but fortunately not w/o email! So in desperate cases I used my telephone for web access and copy/pasted stuff into an email to myself@company. In the mean time I do have web access there, but I had to ask the head of department to e-sign his approval on the application. Fortunately, he's a cool and reasonably guy and signed it no questions asked.