I hate big cities. I hate traffic. I get extremely uncomfortable in large crowds. I also hate snow. For health reasons (I'm an asthmatic), I've found being

I hate big cities. I hate traffic. I get extremely uncomfortable in large crowds. I also hate snow. For health reasons (I'm an asthmatic), I've found being right on the coast is best (clean, moist, salty air). My ideal place would be sparsely populated, warm, and on the coast. A small beach town on the Florida coast would do it (where I can get away with wearing a halfway-unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt every day). I'd consider one of the lesser-populated Hawaiian islands if it wasn't so dang expensive :) I live in the "Space Coast" region in Florida (just south of Cape Canaveral), which isn't bad, but its starting to get a little crowded for my taste. Not to mention all the freaking snowbirds from New Jersey/New York who come down here during the winter and drive around like they're lost. Ok, someone just give me a remote job so I can live wherever I want and I'll be happy.