Awhile ago I came up with this handy status page. http://i.imgur.com/adl7Yc3.png http://i.imgur.com/adl7Yc3.png Which should work in 100% of cases - you can j

Awhile ago I came up with this handy status page. http://i.imgur.com/adl7Yc3.png http://i.imgur.com/adl7Yc3.png Which should work in 100% of cases - you can just serve it statically.