If the "tech" asks you to do something, say your Windows just bluescreened My brother did something like this once. Every time the guy told him to do something

If the "tech" asks you to do something, say your Windows just bluescreened My brother did something like this once. Every time the guy told him to do something he just said it was reeeeeeallllyyyy slow. He also started with "hang on, I have to turn it on, its a bit slow starting...". He kept the guy on the phone for about 30 minutes before telling him he had a mac :-P