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You can get a good feel for how ridiculously complex the simulation of Dwarf Fortress is just by reading the bugs: http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/vi
by caconym_ 10y ago
You can get a good feel for how ridiculously complex the simulation of Dwarf Fortress is just by reading the bugs: http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=9195 http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=9195
Cats were walking through spilled beer, licking it off their fur (as cats do), and dying of alcohol poisoning.
- patmcguire 10y agoThe best bug was an old one where carps would get stronger from swimming, which, living in water, they did constantly, thus making them invincible murder fish.
- phaedrus 10y agoIIRC this was exacerbated by the fact that their bite was coded as (or similar to) a "punch" which actually would not have been so bad, except (1) a dwarf hit by it had a 50/50 chance of falling into water and (2) carp appeared in packs...
- intended 10y agothe bug was exacerbated by carp having teeth, thus giving them a bite. except they were able to bite across the water tile and onto the shore, thus engaging combat. this resulted in death because dwarves, as a rule, dont know how to swim unless trained.
- kaybe 10y agoI've never laughed so hard at a bug list. It's hilarious, and that's only the first glance at the open issues.