If we're telling DDR jokes, I always loved the joke from Das Leben der Anderen[0]: Honecker walks into his office, looks out the window and says "Good morning,

If we're telling DDR jokes, I always loved the joke from Das Leben der Anderen[0]: Honecker walks into his office, looks out the window and says "Good morning, dear sun!" and the sun replies "Good morning Erich!" At lunch Honecker walks to the window and says "Good afternoon, dear sun!", and the sun replies "Good afternoon Erich!" Finally, at the end of the day Honecker walks to his window and says "Good evening, dear sun!". But the sun doesn't say anything, so he says once more "Good evening, dear sun! Is something wrong?". The sun finally replies, "Kiss my ass I'm in the west now!" [0] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vDQaAYaQg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vDQaAYaQg