My stab at translating: Most women say that there is nothing as painful as giving birth! But what about a kick in the balls?! After awhile, a woman may say: "W

My stab at translating: Most women say that there is nothing as painful as giving birth! But what about a kick in the balls?! After awhile, a woman may say: "Why don't we have another baby?" But have you ever heard a man say: "Alright, why don't you kick me in the balls on more time?!" Honestly, this sounds pretty stupid in both Russian and English...