3 ms·
Here is my favorite one: The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN de
by kamyarg 10y ago
Here is my favorite one:
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals.
The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
- deleted 10y ago[deleted]
- emiliobumachar 10y agoGood one. But it would be better with a cat instead of a rabbit, so the bear will just yell: -Meow, meow meow!
- sAbakumoff 10y agoAnother version is about a time when KGB agents were asked to help with identification of a ancient mummy and they made him to admit that he is Ramesses II.
- jayd16 10y agohttp://imgur.com/gallery/5koAv3H http://imgur.com/gallery/5koAv3H
- elaus 10y agoI like that kind of joke that is on both side's cost – not only the punchline about the KGB is funny but also the parts about the FBI and CIA play with the respective stereotypes in a funny way.
- krylon 10y agoI knew a variant of that joke from Eastern Germany, where the police, the military and the Stasi (GDR intelligence service) went hunting, but I like this version even better. ;-)
- RcouF1uZ4gsC 10y agoI heard the same joke before, but instead of the KGB, it was the LAPD.