Just put all the current buzzwords on your resume. They won't know the difference. You'll screw up the technical interview somehow just like everyone else does,

Just put all the current buzzwords on your resume. They won't know the difference. You'll screw up the technical interview somehow just like everyone else does, and they'll scratch their heads and go "no one is as smart as me! shortage!" and they might hire you anyway because you said you liked the same movie as they did, or something equally trivial.