Counterpoint: I was in a Walmart in the electronics aisle looking for an HDMI cable. Dude in full hunting regalia spit what I assumed was tobacco on the floor.

Counterpoint: I was in a Walmart in the electronics aisle looking for an HDMI cable. Dude in full hunting regalia spit what I assumed was tobacco on the floor. I went to K-Mart, which was better. K-mart... was... better...