I live on a mountain half a mile up an unpaved road (there are a half dozen or so houses on the road, not just us). UPS will drive to our door. Fedex will driv

I live on a mountain half a mile up an unpaved road (there are a half dozen or so houses on the road, not just us). UPS will drive to our door. Fedex will drive halfway up and leave packages by the side of the road (there is a gate and a turnaround there.) USPS won't even bother putting packages on the delivery truck; instead I need to drive 15 minutes to the post office to pick them up. The most infuriating thing is that when they put a slip in our mailbox, it generates a "Sorry we missed you, delivery attempted" email which is utter and clear BS. This might be a relatively extreme situation, but they have also sucked in the prior suburban and urban places I've lived.