"On a beach in Mexico with a bottle of tequila, a girl named Juanita, and $5 million in embezzled funds." I saw the quip above on http://discuss.joelonsoftware.

"On a beach in Mexico with a bottle of tequila, a girl named Juanita, and $5 million in embezzled funds." I saw the quip above on http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.162121.20 http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.162121.... and have been saving it for a special occasion.