What, are you saying they didn't link to a scientific source at all?! I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you! The point was that this is bullshit precisely because

What, are you saying they didn't link to a scientific source at all?! I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you! The point was that this is bullshit precisely because it pretends to link to a scientific source, but doesn't. Sure, it's still possible that every single word in the article is correct even in the absence of actual research---but is it likely?