you forgot the biggest piece of information: is the laptop connected to the internet or a local area network? (or bluetooth etc) edit: assuming it is not "conn

you forgot the biggest piece of information: is the laptop connected to the internet or a local area network? (or bluetooth etc) edit: assuming it is not "connected" to the physical world, I'd partner with an embassy to house the laptop there. preferably a communist state where we don't have good relations.