Do you have the ability to be a productive human being while visiting the bathroom every 5-10 minutes, depending on how your digestion is doing that day? Maybe

Do you have the ability to be a productive human being while visiting the bathroom every 5-10 minutes, depending on how your digestion is doing that day? Maybe you only fart three times a day, that's great for you, but it really doesn't work that way for many people. This reminds me of a guy who thought that it was rude when people sneezed loudly...