this is satire, right? such that you know none of this is anything to brag about? I know bottle service girls that would get kicked out of every tech conventio

this is satire, right? such that you know none of this is anything to brag about? I know bottle service girls that would get kicked out of every tech convention solely for making some boring accountant-that-learned-ruby uncomfortable, who are more experienced in "the blockchain" than the introverted asperger folks.