We had a scam over here a bunch of years ago that took the low-tech route instead. Easy-to-use, painless and fast mosquito-killing system advertised. Upon payme

We had a scam over here a bunch of years ago that took the low-tech route instead. Easy-to-use, painless and fast mosquito-killing system advertised. Upon payment, the lucky owner received two pieces of plywood with a handle on each, plus instructions on how to quickly move the plywood pieces together with the mosquito between them. I had fun laughing at the audacity at the time, but I think using this system I'd actually have fun using the system instead of having fun at the expense of the users. =)