I am definitely old school, but if this (IMHO senseless) idea of reading "://" as "ill" would go on, a few sites might be read "the wrong way", as an example ;)

I am definitely old school, but if this (IMHO senseless) idea of reading "://" as "ill" would go on, a few sites might be read "the wrong way", as an example ;) silly combinator: https://ycombinator.com https://ycombinator.com and silly ahoo.com: https://yahoo.com https://yahoo.com No, wait, the latter one doesn't sound too bad...