Awesome and clever idea! But, uh, marketing.... Within IT, we know what a dongle is. Outside IT, it sounds like it might mean dildo or dong or something equall

Awesome and clever idea! But, uh, marketing.... Within IT, we know what a dongle is. Outside IT, it sounds like it might mean dildo or dong or something equally penilesque. Combine that with "daddy", and, well, we might get it as a joke, but your churchgoing grandma might not. This service is not for IT people, so it cannot assume IT culture....