My sister gave me my favorite definition of "computer literate": Someone that isn't afraid of the computer. The worse thing that's every happened to me because

My sister gave me my favorite definition of "computer literate": Someone that isn't afraid of the computer. The worse thing that's every happened to me because of my lack of fear was that I fried the motherboard on a friend's Mac back in the 90's by plugging a parallel printer into a SCSI port. Oops! Fortunately it was under warranty.