It will frown on fake reviews, but there will be an option to pay to remove bad reviews posted by the widows of the deceased stating that their loved ones died

It will frown on fake reviews, but there will be an option to pay to remove bad reviews posted by the widows of the deceased stating that their loved ones died from complications of a foodborne illness at that establishment. The widows were more "adventurous" and thus survived. When do I get my board seat?