If this becomes popular, then some future health and diet doctor is going to do a PBS special where he explains to the crowd that eating X causes knots in your

If this becomes popular, then some future health and diet doctor is going to do a PBS special where he explains to the crowd that eating X causes knots in your molecules, but eating Y will straighten them out. The camera will pan through the crowd to show us nods from the heads of people who are thinking roughly: "Knots are bad; I knew it. This makes so much sense."