My favorite section is emergency procedures which contains gems like this: "If both the A and B hydraulic systems fail as indicated by illumination of the A HY

My favorite section is emergency procedures which contains gems like this: "If both the A and B hydraulic systems fail as indicated by illumination of the A HYD and B HYD warning lights and confirmed by loss of A and B hydraulic pressure and deteriorating control effectiveness: 1. Eject"