If that was an advertising-created false-need, as with, say, a Slap Chop, you'd expect the four-weeks-later stories to all read: "As it turns out, I didn't real

If that was an advertising-created false-need, as with, say, a Slap Chop, you'd expect the four-weeks-later stories to all read: "As it turns out, I didn't really need it." It would be some powerful advertising indeed, that could trump a month of actual use.