Bet you didn't know there was a [relatively] new COBOL-2002, either. (If I were snarky, I would note that the next COBOL spec after that -- yes, there is one -

Bet you didn't know there was a [relatively] new COBOL-2002, either. (If I were snarky, I would note that the next COBOL spec after that -- yes, there is one -- might well be released before perl 6.)