"I opened the ports on the firewall and gave the user access, why doesn't it work!? This system is stupid." "I changed my password on one system and then on t

"I opened the ports on the firewall and gave the user access, why doesn't it work!? This system is stupid." "I changed my password on one system and then on the other, but somehow my account got locked up in that brief time between changeover, how the hell do you unlock an account? This system is stupid." "We're scaling up and we're running into outdated rate-limiting settings on every service we use, some of them even having multiple layers of rate-limiting within a single service, and each setting requires hours of debugging to figure out which setting is taking down the whole project. This system is stupid." There's a reason Mongo got adoption while "secure" systems did not.