A Modest Proposal by Jonathon Swift: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal Are you familiar with it?

A Modest Proposal by Jonathon Swift: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal Are you familiar with it? Obviously, it's not quite the same, but this was the first thing that came to mind from your comment.