My favorite is being told I can't store stuff I need on some enterprise storage solution because it is running out of space, when I know in my head a couple mor

My favorite is being told I can't store stuff I need on some enterprise storage solution because it is running out of space, when I know in my head a couple more terabytes of storage costs way less than the amount of effort that went into discussing it by all parties involved, and there's no effort to help me find an alternative. So it goes into a different bucket, like S3, which is what we were trying to avoid (for various on-premise benefits) in the first place.