>> Uber isn't backed by an army, secret courts, and they can't decide to through me in jail. > You have it backwards How do I enlist in Uber's army? How do I

>> Uber isn't backed by an army, secret courts, and they can't decide to through me in jail. > You have it backwards How do I enlist in Uber's army? How do I become a judge? How do I get a badge for Uber's police force? I'm quite apt with firearms knowladge and if they need an armorer they can give me a call. Or Uber doesn't have an army so I don't think I have it backwards.