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At my work we just have a Jenkins job that fires the current CEO first thing in the morning

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• yev 10y ago
  Dude, simple cron job is enough.. 30 8 * * * /fire/ceo/now
  • ratsbane 10y ago
    I'd make it event-driven. /usr/sbin/hire --ceo starts a setTimeout(function() {`/usr/sbin/fire --ceo`}, 'INTERVAL 60 DAY') (And that is a weird bit of pseudocode, indeed.)
    • cellularmitosis 10y ago
      Ridiculous. This is obviously a job for systemd.
      • yellowapple 10y ago
        That's what the last CEO said before we fired him.
• noir_lord 10y ago
  How about a script that does sentiment analysis on the twitter stream for the company and then automatically fires the CEO? If it works we could apply it to the US presidency ;).
  • user5994461 10y ago
    Glassdoor has a rating on the CEO. Could use that.
    • superuser2 10y ago
      The scary part is that a DAO could actually do this.