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Firing the CEO

• jonwachob91 10y ago
  You think you can do a better job as the CEO than the CEO you have now? Or you know someone that you think can do a better job?
  • akerro 10y ago
    No, he thinks he could write a script to fire his CEO, so they don't have to do it every day.
    • ythn 10y ago
      At my work we just have a Jenkins job that fires the current CEO first thing in the morning
      • deleted 10y ago
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      • yev 10y ago
        Dude, simple cron job is enough.. 30 8 * * * /fire/ceo/now
        • ratsbane 10y ago
          I'd make it event-driven. /usr/sbin/hire --ceo starts a setTimeout(function() {`/usr/sbin/fire --ceo`}, 'INTERVAL 60 DAY') (And that is a weird bit of pseudocode, indeed.)
          • cellularmitosis 10y ago
            Ridiculous. This is obviously a job for systemd.
            • yellowapple 10y ago
              That's what the last CEO said before we fired him.
      • noir_lord 10y ago
        How about a script that does sentiment analysis on the twitter stream for the company and then automatically fires the CEO? If it works we could apply it to the US presidency ;).
        • user5994461 10y ago
          Glassdoor has a rating on the CEO. Could use that.
          • superuser2 10y ago
            The scary part is that a DAO could actually do this.