My favorite YouTube comment: THIS SWORD MADE MY LIFE, BUY IT. My life was a mess I had no wife and no job and obviously no self-self owned business. About a we

My favorite YouTube comment: THIS SWORD MADE MY LIFE, BUY IT. My life was a mess I had no wife and no job and obviously no self-self owned business. About a week a guy I, a short portly gentleman, wore a short necktie and barged into a slaughterhouse business demanding that the owner kneel before me.. he declined. In a fury I unsheathed my Cold Steel Great Sword destroyed all of the meat ruining the mans business. His wife, a fine woman, was next to him so I struck a gallant pose and she immediately fell in love with me.