I've read a lot of British murder mysteries, so I'm an expert on how British law enforcement works: The official police are always bumbling morons and most cri

I've read a lot of British murder mysteries, so I'm an expert on how British law enforcement works: The official police are always bumbling morons and most crimes are solved by a quirky amateur with a personal connection to the case. Why don't you guys just hire better police? Maybe Sherlock Holmes, Lord Peter Wimsey, and Miss Marple should be running Scotland Yard.