Maybe the stock market just needs to introduce a new "Martian Stock Option" (along with American and European) that has an expiration date of the company's choo

Maybe the stock market just needs to introduce a new "Martian Stock Option" (along with American and European) that has an expiration date of the company's choosing, to be decided at a future date, with a penalty for or prohibition against selling the option before some other future date. Then we can just let the day traders play this game for us, and see if they can make any sense of it.